The meeting about the co-op  went really well. Both women were a lot of fun to talk to. They seem to have really though this through. They even had ideas for other things I can try. They loved the cards and the bowls. The jewelry not so much, but that was what I figured would happen. My jewelry is definitly costume not gallery quality.  I also got to see the space which will be really nice once they get rid of the drop ceiling and the bad carpet.

They hope to be open by June 1st. This means I have 2 months to get ready for the gallery and 3 1/2 for art fair. Yowza. Where has the time gone? 

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Was out sick yesterday and today I have actually been productive here at work. Color me amazed. Tonight I meet with the ladies about the co-op. I am nervous and excited at the same time. I have pretty much decided I will go through with it if they are interested in more than just the record bowls. I am taking some samples of my other things along to five them an idea.

I am keeping up with the walking which is something since my walking partner has ditched me for awhile. I walked 5 miles on Sunday nad 3 yesterday. I am going to try and fit a couple miles in today, but I am not sure how that is going to work with the meeting at 6:30. Physically I feel better than I have in awhile. Now just to get my mind on track too.

 Other than that not too much is going on. Trying to organize all my craft crap.

Hopefully I will have good news tomorrow.

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I gave you a few days to soak in my last goddess lesson. Here are a few more for your list.

• Extreme PDA is never appropriate, but this is especially true at 10 a.m. when you are blocking my way in to the post office. Get your damn tounges out of each other's mouths and let me get through the door.
  
• Please don't drop your gum on the sidewalk. It is just gross and lasts for ever.
  
• Spitting is gross too.
  
• I don't want to see your thong, thank you anyway.
• If you run a resturant I would like smaller portions not bigger. 3 chicken breasts to an entree is obscene
• Having someone one up you all the time is annoying.
• You are not god's gift... I would know.

(Wonderful easter find SweetTart Jelly Beans.) I got a voice mail yesterday from someone who is starting a gallery in a nearby city and is interested in my record bowls. She also wondered if I had any other fun things they might be interested in selling. I am holding back on getting too excited in case it doesn't work out, but it is damn cool to be asked.

More odd searches that lead them me...

• tush lickers
•  pictures drinking milk guys from girls breasts
  
• milk through nose l
• esbian milk videos
  
• spitting sex spitting milk
  
• baby boobs
•  locks of love photos
  
• did yasmine bleeth have surgery on her nose?
  
• funny thought on spitting habit
  
• sex boobs and milk b
• ush hater blogs b
• lack woman nose pictures
  

I had a pretty productive weekend and managed to catch up on some much needed sleep.  No crazy St. Pat's celebration for me. South U. is totally trashed.  It was funny walking around seeing  the various "drunk walks".

Came in to work for a little on Sunday to try and catch up on things. It was nice not having anyone else in the office. I picked up my table from Afterwords on Sunday, got it home and  was putting the 3rd leg on and realized that I had the first too on wrong, they notch for the bottom shelf was facing the wrong way. Okay, take out the massive screws and redo the legs. Go to push the table against the wall and realize I need 2 more inches of free space for it to fit. I have to move a bookcase, a bookcase filled with kids books. Finally get the table in to it's new home and leave all the stuff from the bookcase lying around because I am tired.

I sold a big (16x20)  canvas version of one of my photos. I hope the customer likes it because it sounds like she would be interested in buying more.  I also sold another smaller photo bringing my total to 9. It is keeping me motivated for Art Fair.

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I hadn't realized it had been a couple days since I had posted anything.  I guess I was actually busy working. Though the piles on my desk don't seem any smaller.

I am still Etsy obsessed. I am wondering if I offered a free photo if I could get anyone to put up fliers in their area. It could be a photo of their choice and I could mat it. Would anyone be be interested. How many fliers would you be willing to tack up. Just trying to spread my influence erywhere. 

I ordered some more beads to start my pre art fair jewelry making blitz. I was good and kept it a very small order. I have photo bags coming from another site. I also have a camera coming and am getting ready to order another. I am pretty excited.

Okay... I need to go back to work.

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Having a hard time keeping my eyes open these days. I am getting sleep, drinking plenty of water, getting exercise, but none of it is helping.  I was walking to the car yesterday and could hardly keep my eyes open for the walk. Luckily I wasn't driving home.

Last night I got the urge to cut my hair. Today it is 8-9 inches shorter. It falls just above my shoulders. I have never been one to worry too about what it looks like... more often than not it is in a ponytail or a bun. I feel so much lighter today. Free.  And it is times like this I wonder why I go so long between haircuts. Just lazy I guess. This time it was only 6 months. It has been over 12 in the past. I let it get to the point where I am about ready to chop it off myself and then I go let someone do it for me. I am starting to notice more gray, but am willing to leave it. I am not the type to get all anxious about a few gray hairs. 

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• Whistling is annoying. Stop it.
  
• If I can hear your ipod 3 seats away it is too loud. Turn it down before I strangle you with your headphone wires.
• Drink more water ... it is good for you.
• Stop obsessing about your weight. Focus on being healthy.
• Don't get mad at me because I am not driving 90 on the freeway.  Riding my ass won't make me go any faster.
• Sunglasses bigger than your head look silly... didn't we learn that from the Sally Jesse era?
• Be nice to those who have access to your food, your money or your office.
  
• Don't tell me that I might change my mind about having kids if I meet the right man... I could decide against using my powers for good instead of evil

As a godess I occasionaly feel it necessary to impart some wisdom on the unwashed masses. Not that they always listen, but like Prometheus it is something I have to do. If I can make just a little difference in someone's life I have done my job.  And when I regain my throne you will have to do these things anyway, so you might as well get in the habit.

• If you wear perfume or cologne have a friend do the sniff test every so often to see if you are guilty of overspraying. It can be too much of a good thing.
  
• Gauchos really don't look on anyone.
• Neither do the furry boots with the furry tassles.
  
• Take out your ipod earphones when you want someone to wait on you in a store or resturant. 
  
• Don't shuffle your feet, your shoes will last longer and you might live to enjoy them.
• Do not have your hat turned sideways... you will thank me when your kids find pictures of you 30 years from now.
• Support your local businesses when you can... they care about you. Big Box Stores don't.
• It is okay to read genre fiction.
  
• Don't chew with your mouth open... your mother would be ashamed to know you didn't learn.

There are more, but it is Friday and I am almost ready to go home.

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IslandArtist did this portrait of me toward the beginning of my blogging experience. I found it cleaning out some files on my computer and decided to dust if off.

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Anyone know an easy way to make this a button I can put on my page? I am fairly html illiterate.

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